mon-rah: lurida-lurida: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it ...
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
sunnydaletogallifrey: I discovered tumblr I met some of the most amazing and interesting people to ever exist I learned that I’m not alone I laughed, I cried, I flailed, I fangirled I finally found a place where I belonged
My teacher said to me: "I can assure you nobody...
therantdragon: And Batman’s response to that teacher is
mcavoyhasladyhips: one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Reblog if you'd go here if it was real.
s01nn0c3nt: im-bryce: zombiebrainstastegood: onedirectiondiary: damnthatswhatshesaid: Click Here If You Want The Funniest Shit On Your Dashboard O_O NEED TO GO THERE !!! Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed where can I sign up can the uniforms just be pj pants and a baggy shirt cause we all wear that when were on tumblr anyways…
wannabeanarchist: OMG IT’S NEAR CHICAGO?!?!?!?! I’M NEAR GOTHAM CITY?!?!?!
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
benedictatorship: annoyinglylogical: protokol: bonjourclarice: REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM famblr ;_; /casually bear hugs all of you
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
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When you were younger and a friend came over.
janeelovesyou216: The awkward first half hour of politeness: The next couple of hours: When their parents came to collect them: “HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have...
Before 1990: /////// 1990:///// 1991:///// 1992://////////// 1993:///////////////// 1994:////////////////////// 1995: ////////////////////////////////////// 1996: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1997: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1998: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1999:...
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
I always wonder where people find my Tumblr.
I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically. I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button. I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr. I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr. I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush. You can come confess if you want……
That awkward moment when two people are making out...
My mom was trying to set up the timer on the TV and my remote wasn’t working. So I took it from her to see if it would work better for me. It wasn’t. I pressed really hard on the buttons and still nothing. “I’M CHANNELING HULK AND IT’S STILL NOT WORKING!!! D<” …Maybe Superboy could’ve done better… Man I’m weird at night… ...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
jncera: chijin-chan: jncera: leahidea: ...