popcornmassacre: what the fuck do you mean April is in a few days Christmas was like a week ago
I want a Tumblr friend. I want a best friend on...
lunaticlycoris: unicorntimelordadamyoung: ifeelwavesinunderwatercaves: holdin-every-breath-in: Anybody? No.. Ok… I want one ;_; pleeeeease ?? ^^
everlarksbakery: just press play
laughingstation: They are there to be obnoxious with you… And to listen to your stupid stories. They know how to cheer you up… And how to bring you down. They know when you like someone… Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem. Sometimes, they can be annoying… Or just simply embarrassing… But they will be always there for you, forever. Click me!! for more funny...
A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
The cutest boys I've ever seen.
Today, we were at Trader Joe’s. I have this bag from Hot Topic- The Batman Hobo bag- which I take with me everywhere. And we’re standing in the isle and this lady passes us by and she has 2 boys hanging on her cart. All of the sudden, I hear, “BATMAN! I SAW BATMAN! BATMAN!” And he won’t stop screaming and I just can’t help but smile. Another little boy looks...
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...