iamala: starksmash: instantremorse: i hate it when you get your family or parent to watch one of your favorite movies and the entire time you’re glancing at them, waiting for some big reaction and they are completely unfazed/bored by it. OR THEY TALK OVER IT AND GO TO GET FOOD AND YOU’RE LIKE “SHOULD I PAUSE IT” AND THEYRE JUST LIKE “Nah it’s okay.”
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
Once Upon A TIme fandom: Mr. Gold!!!
Fullmetal Alchemist fandom: Who did they try to bring back to life this time?
Hetalia Fandom: ENGLAND'S IN THE KITCHEN.
Avatar The Last Airbender fandom: MY CABBAGESSS
Ouran High School Host Club: That will be added to your expenses, Haruhi.
Legend of Zelda fandom: WHY CAN NONE OF YOU HELP YOURSELVES
Avengers fandon: LOKI!!!
louitsgottabeyou: Remember when Troy didn’t want any of his friends to know he liked to sing so he broke into a song in the middle of their practice?
what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once
corbits: heathyr: for some reason this gives me hope for humanity everyone in this who was smiling and laughing just made my night
kaldurrr: DON’T GET INTO COMICS EVERYTHING YOU LOVE WILL DIE PAINFULLY
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Cosmo sex tip #548
starksmash: ladymalchav: cosmo-sex-tips: as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!” WRONG LEVER WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER
josheeta: i have the flirting skills of a raccoon
honesty hour, ask me anything (sexual, personal,... →
Feeling suicidal? Can't talk on phones?
horrorpeach: crankyskirt: IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain. https://www.imalive.org/ Holy shit this is brilliant
Airbender's: Be the leaf
Firebender's: Burn the leaf
Earthbender's: Crush the leaf
Waterbender's: Drain the leaf of its fluids
Uncle Iroh: Make tea out of the leaf.
Reblog if I can stick a pointless little fanfic in...