So yesterday, at work, I took over for the door-greeter so he could take his lunch. While I was at the door, I saw this guy walk in and I noticed he had a Flash hoodie. I freaked out a bit. (Not to mention, I have the Flash logo painted on my thumb nail~) Then I noticed it was one of those mask-hoodies. I wanted to stop him but he seemed like he was in a hurry with his son(?) (He was trying to seduce me, I swear).
[insert flash being in a hurry jokes]
So I kept waiting for him to leave so that I could stop him on his way out. But then my manager sent me on break.
As I walked around, I looked for him, all the while thinking, “Yeah right. He probably left already. And even if he’s still here, why would he be on this side of the store. They were heading to the other side.” (food vs. craft/hardware/electronics)
So I’m on the phone with my mom, just chillin’ by the Green Lantern move display, and all of the sudden, I see this guy I work with start coming down the main isle. And he’s followed by Flash-hoodie-guy. Omg, I almost flipped out. Out loud. In public. It was a sign~
And so I’m thinking, “When the guy (co worker) walks away, I’ll go ask him where he got his
amazingly awesome and slightly orgasmic sweater~ But wait… I’m on the phone with my mom. It would be weird to walk up to him while I’m on the phone. Weird and rude. HANG UP MOM, YOU COCK-BLOCK!”
And right on cue, mom says “Do we have to stay on the phone? I’m shopping and I can’t be on the phone while I shop.”
right away, I say. “No, okay, so I’ll see you later.”
And then she proceeds to tell me why she wants to hang up.
“…Okay, I get it mom.” “*keeps talking*” And then I look over and the guys are coming out of the isle. and they’re talking about hanging out and watching a fight (or some game or something) and I’m looking at him like “no, don’t leave me~” (And I think my co-worker caught me looking… awkward…)
and then, by the time we actually do hang up the phone, he’s out of my sight. Probably in line paying for his spiral sweet cake thingies and something else.
I wasn’t stalking or anything…
I was so frustrated with this wasted opportunity, I squeezed my phone so hard, my hand cramped up… Yeah… I’m a bit of a loser…
And I can’t find this em-eff-ing sweater anywhere on the internet!!! DANG IT, FLASH-HOODIE-GUY, COME BACK TO MY STORE AND TALK TO ME. TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT YOUR
POWERS SWEATER!!! I want one so bad…